Is (s)he single?
Who do (s)he like?
What is (s)he doing?
Where is (s)he going?
Why did they breakup?
Why are they together?
There's an argument? What about? How? Why?
To be honest all this 'gossip', what does it do to you? Do you really have their best intentions at heart? Or are you just wanting to know to fill your boring life? Arrogant enough to look at someone else's low points so you can feel better about yourself?
there's some brain vomit for ya